ProfitFarmers Crypto Market Analysis And Updates

Our crypto market updates, actionable ideas, technical analysis education, and cryptocurrency price predictions keep you on the right side of the market. Forget the noise. Forget the “GuRuZ” and Lambos – we deliver only accurate analysis based on decades of trading experience and cold, hard data.

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At ProfitFarmers, we always preach patience, risk tolerance, and long-term planning to put you in the best possible position to build your own crypto wealth. We don’t play games here. We don’t make up crazy trade ideas or hype anything just to get your attention and look like “gUrUZ”.

We often issue warnings or preach patience in choppy markets. Sometimes we issue no signals or updates at all because there just simply isn’t anything to say. Sometimes the best trade really is no trade. It all depends. At the end of the day, we want all of our members to make money, and the best way to do that is by being smart and patient. That’s what you’ll get from us.

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Watch And See How Our Crypto Market Updates Help You Dominate The Market

Most often it’s a simple case of reading and following along. In the video below, we’ve taken our Bitcoin related updates and plotted them on the trading chart to demonstrate just how well our experts navigated the rise and fall of the King:

You can also use them to help guide your trading decisions such as which trading signals to copy out of the current options or whether you should increase/decrease your position sizes.

So why not save yourself from the stress and hassle? Our market updates include actionable intelligence that’ll help you decide which trade types, coins and short & long-term strategies will keep you profitable in this volatile market.


Why are we so good at what we do?

Look, everyone says they’re experts. Just google “crypto market analysis” and you’ll find literally thousands of “gurus” claiming they have the secret to making millions. They’re all literally trash (ok, most of them) and it’s a copy-paste fiesta.

Don’t google it now. Do it later. Please stay on this page.

The difference with us is we actually prove it. We’re always sharing updates and explaining the exact logic behind everything we do. We share our signals results. We share trading education 100% free. We even programmed the algorithms behind our signals. It was all us.

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The secret is that there is no secret.

Here’s how it works…

Crypto trading is basically, in essence, a massive Ponzi scheme where all the profits filter up to the big money whales at the top of the pyramid. It’s sad but it’s true. You’re competing against bots and billion-dollar market-making firms with infinite resources. You’ll never win. It’s like you’re fighting in the Roman Colosseum with a wooden spoon against a Barbarian Horde.

So, we’re smart about it. We know we can’t beat them.

What we do is we analyze what those big-money whales are doing and follow along with them. They’re the ones with all the power, so if they’re making a move, it’s probably profitable.

Our trading team has developed a strategy and programmed our algorithm to detect the whales’ movements, and generate signals to go along with them. If they move, we move.

Imagine a feeding frenzy in the ocean with sharks and whales. As a small fish, you stand no chance fighting for food. You’ll get eaten. But what if you just swam below the sharks and whales, waited for them to eat, then ate all of their scraps? What if, instead of fighting them, you just chilled underneath and ate everything that fell out of their mouths?

Now you see why this strategy is so successful. Our updates, predictions, and signals are highly accurate because, just like with our trading signals, we wait until the exact perfect time to release them based on the movements of the most powerful people in the crypto world.

That’s why you can trust what we’re telling you

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How to use ProfitFarmers Without a Account

The ‘how to use’ section below covers all aspects of using our platform, however, it is done so from the perspective of a account holder. As the Crypto market has evolved, is no longer available to everyone, as a result not all of our features are available to everyone.

We still recommend watching all of the videos in the academy but if you have trading using exchanges other than you will need to execute your trades using the advanced trading terminal or by visiting your chosen exchange directly.

Click the button below to learn more.

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